CRACK IS WHACK

Let’s get one thing straight: Crack is cheap, crack is whack! Help us bring the Queen of the Night back to the playa for the 4th year in a row! Proud to be one of the most incredibly diverse parties on the playa, the Crack is Whack team is at it again, working on more shaded space to allow for the growing number of dancing attendees! We’ll be serving up our signature drink, Bobby’s Punch (get it?) and some other fierce adult beverage! Let’s get Whitney to the playa in style!

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As a small token of our appreciation for your donation
to either The Crack is Whack
Party or to the Mudskipper Fruit Smoothie Cafe you will receive:

• Level 1 – $10 – Mudskipper sticker
• Level 2 – $30 – Mudskipper sticker and bling
• Level 3 – $50 – Mudskipper sticker, bling, trucker hat
• Level 4 – $100 – Mudskipper sticker, bling, trucker hat, cup
• Level 5 – $300 – Mudskipper sticker, bling, trucker hat, hot shower, 30
  minute neck,shoulder and back massage from John and a 30 minute Reiki
  session with Adam in A/C tent, VIP root beer float

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Dehydrated? Of course, you are! That’s why the Mudskippers are serving up delicious REAL fruit smoothies to keep you from puking so early! The Urban Decay Cafe is not your typical Burning Man gift. You don’t get a free drink and go back out in the sun. You take a load off in our cafe! Get seated, browse the menu, give your order to the server, and have them bring it to you all while our resident DJs spin their hearts away! Just fucking relax – your body has earned it!

It takes a lot to get fruit smoothies on the playa. Do you know what it’s like transporting that many pounds of fruit and making sure it keeps? It’s bloody work! And each year we get more and more people wanting into the cafe so we are working hard at increasing supplies to keep the smoothies coming. Any help is so very appreciated! We love you all and want to share smoothies with you! You’ll thank us out there!